Passport census
Nate
:I also admire the State Department’s evident desire to create an Album of America—a collection of snapshots that, over the course of the passport’s twenty-eight pages, catalogues the members of our national family. And I am impressed with the diversity the State Department has achieved. Aside from (i) the distant silhouettes of the passengers and crew of the Mississippi Steamer and the Yankee Clipper, (ii) a shadowy herd of cows, and (iii) the identification photograph of the passport holder, the new passport depicts American life in the following numbers:
| Geese: | 13 |
| Male Humans: | 11 |
| Longhorn Cattle: | 8 or 9 |
| Bald Eagles: | 6 |
| Horses: | 3 |
| Totemic Spirits: | 3 |
| Bison: | 2 |
| Oxen: | 2 |
| Seagulls: | 1 |
| Grizzlies: | 1 |
| Salmon: | 1 |
| Female Humans: | 1 |
Of the eleven men, nine are white. The other two are cowboys whose race is rendered indeterminate by their Stetson hats. The lone woman is the Statue of Liberty.