I should start a reverse-marketing company that will sell strategies to offend and drive away any targeted demographic. Why bother appealing to the ones you want when you can just get rid of the rest?
Nate: 
Residents of a Nottinghamshire housing estate have installed pink lights which show up teenagers’ spots in a bid to stop them gathering in the area. Says Dan Lockton, pointing out its resemblance to the Mosquito, “I don’t understand why Britain hates its young people so much. But I can see it storing up a great deal of problems for the future.”